Mom's Scary Deco

This thing scares me every dark morning I leave for work, and every late night I come home

its real scary, and its right outside my bedroom window too

Soft and Chewy

I've been looking for this watercolor painting, i found out where its been hiding in a late night text

Mr. Hilton: "Guess what"

Me: "WHAT!"...this has to be good since we never talk

Mr. Hilton: "I found ur sour patch kids painting, thinking about hanging it in my loft"

Me: "awesome"

he sends this pic:

Mr. Hilton: "Its only been up for about an hour, but i really think it pulls the room together"

Jenn's Desk

Me drinking hot chocolate and working hard....in my new blue hoodie Matt shipped me

Superhero Hand Sanitizer

What is it about hand sanitizer that makes people feel like they are so safe and protected from all evil germs....never to be harmed or sick ever ever ever again! Hand Sanitizer protects all!

Sleepwalking Rapist?

Ashley has got me reading The Frisky (awesome blog site) at work, she pointed this story out to me, so sad and wack

Is Rape Still A Crime If The Rapist Was Sleepwalking?

Holly Montag Has A Drinking Problem?

Blogs from The Frisky

To read more click below

If Holly Montag Has A Drinking Problem, Then So Do I!

Cornpop

A bulldog and a boxer!- i love them both

above is Katie's sister's doggies (its okay i web stalked her today, she does it to me all the time, we're even)

Meet Katie

i don't know why i didn't think of this before, but one of my best friends from elementary and high school totally has a blog...shes always been a great writer, a great poet....she always carries her self as a real strong independent person, and then likes to throw you off by crying every time one of her week romances ends....shes the girl guys easily fall in love with (not b/c of her looks, b/c shes so much fun and has more to offer then the average person), but i believe from boredom she just throws them away...and the guy usually kills himself after this...kidding


but these are my favorite two things she wrote on her blog...the one i discovered today:


"Please ignore my fat-mouth-breather-having-sex laugh"


"curds and whay are basically cottage cheese"


who knew?! i didn't

Halloween Movies: Good Cheesy vs Bad Cheesy

GOOD PICK: Friday the 13Th 2009

BAD PICK: Bone EaterBoth movies incredibly cheesy, but Friday the 13Th is def a must watch and has two boob shoots in it...the 2ND boob shoot is "spectacular"..(you'd have to watch the movie to actually understand I don't really mean this coming from a girl), i mention this because every guy i know loves a good boob shot, and they always mention any nudity shoot in any movie. This Friday the 13Th is the usual party goers going to a cabin to shag each other but are always killed when any sex comes into play. As for the Bone Eater: Dick Krantz is trying to construct a resort on the Katonahs' desert land. The Katonah protest and while building Indians bones and relics are found, accidentally releasing the monster skeleton, Bone Eater, "He has a hand for a dick!".

Cute Bone Eater

Missing Pancake Pie

i assured you the other pancakes were 1/4 this size..this was especially made for me, but i only had a slice(i did cut in to it like a pie, a small triangle slice)..it is only a mystery where the rest ended up at, i guess that is my punishment for eating more then my share of biscuits

the con of this pie, i like syrup, and it would of took a whole bottle of syrup to choke this sucker down..every bite should be soaked in syrup

YOU TUBE touched

What I finally discovered that all my friends discovered years ago! I never understood this weird obsession people had with it, until now...
One of the best days of my life was spending hours laughing my head off at any and everything on YOU TUBE!
This little video site has made me o so happy!

this is the clip that started it all:

Banana Dance

My friends and I are planning in the near future to make a hilarious music video to go on you tube, this will be great!

More Office and Girl Friendly....i think

i freaked her out....i knew i would...my last list of "movies I love" scared my office mate a little bit, so i am now composing a list more to her likings(i hope)..

and a lil' bit more girl friendly

1. The Sweetest Thing...this is a way fun movie

with Cameron Diaz...i love her, her stomach, her butt dance she does in Charlie's Angel, and her attitude

2. Scarlet

..shes so strong, but then becomes just so needy at times, and usually when she becomes needy she turns to a man..i guess she just has to get it out of her system
3. Practical Magic
with Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman...a scene in this movie makes me so happy, the characters are dancing around a table to the music "Put the lime in the coconut"....i may actually get those lyrics tattooed on me b/c it makes me so happy
4. Men in Black
5. BECOMING JANE
look at them...the way he holds her chin....they love each other

Festive Halloween

(Caution: sensitive and safe people)

i love movies!...i especially love weird freakin old movies involving sex, crime, drugs, rape, murders, jawbreakers, bitchy girls and horny teens all into one bad ass movie, but i especially,

!ESPECIALLY! love scary movies....my top 3 of the moment:

Silent Hill

My Bloody Valentine: Hilariously Scary

(A naked girl ran away from a scary man for about 4 minutes, I am pretty sure Matt was glad we went and saw this in 3D)

30 DAYS of NIGHT: of course i saw this in theater and it was bada$$

...but when looking up images from this movie i could hardly define the vampire from the Marilyn...

(both pale, hair of night, bloody lips, and both deep throat)

Nice Girls Finish First

Dear Hills,

Please bring my girl back?!

Tuesday nights just arent the same

Tracie and I: 4th of July, P.C. Fl, 2002

its been a lil' while since I went to the church Tracie was buried at....some of my fav memories of Tracie and I were actually at that graveyard.....we acted out the dear johnny scence from the movie NOW and THEN during the day light there...and then her mom drove us to the graveyard later that night and tried to get us to raise dear johnny again....it was all a trick her mom was playing on us, and she scared the hell out of us by saying she saw something over in the woods, and then we heard scary noises(i believe it was just a cow mooing)...and we all ran and got back in the car.......we never attempted to raise dear johnny again...but i just really wanted to post a lil' something in her memory since she has been gone 7 years now, and it always makes things better just to talk about a memory of her

Sold Out Funk and Lamp Crushes Crushed

Hopefully this piece can be purchased in the near future....but it may be sold out because I can't seem to find this little booger anywhere. Its a jewelry box that hangs from the wall...I'd love to put it in the bathroom

I thought this lamp would be perfect, but i saw it in person, and it only towered to be about a foot high....it was tiny...little girl's tea party tiny

I loved it, and I knew Matt would love it more! I had found him an awesome bedside table he would love, AND HE DID!!!, but now they're out of stock. (sad panda)

You've Got Mail!

Anthropologie Bedding: the Euro Pillow shams are pretty amazing, but waiting for those to go on sale..

I received the king duvet and curtains in the mail, and I tested it out in mom's room since she has the king bed. BTW...the horse portrait to the right of her bed I did a couple Christmas"es" back....I think it's pretty clear my mum loves horses.

Now I would love help finding awesome lamps, vintage bedside tables, and feel good sheets..

Little Shop of Treasures: Barn

So i had to feed the horses while mother dearest was of town, and this lovely find was in the barn! It was my great great grandmother's, it was meant to keep pies warm! i love pie!!! I asked mum if I could have it, she said as long as I don't damage it, whats to hurt?..., it was rotting in the barn!

......I'm pondering to put this in the bedroom too, or if its too much blue furniture with the blue gentleman's chest too

Jazzy Work Place

Outside The Larry, our conference rooms are named after the FOUR Stooges... that's Trey coming though the hallway: Senior Graphic Designer, I'll be working with him in Traffic more closely pretty soon...he goes to the gym during his lunch break

Lobby and the hall of fame behind the chairs lists all the companies and brands we work with

Very hard to see, but I tried to take a picture of my artwork as it scrolled through the slide show.....some of the employees sent in pictures of their own artwork or photography to be displayed in the lobby as clients and employees enter....usually the slide show is just pictures of employees and their titles...had to spice it up...

Front desk, this is Marleen, I just heard she has a candy sash, sadly she hasn't reported this information to Ashley(my office mate) and I, PUNK.

Arriving on 10Th Floor view....graffiti cement floor

Facebook Funk

Facebook....I know I am not very good at keeping up with old friends....but it hurts my heart to find out really intimate details of my friends' life from FACEBOOK! UGH!

I just saw new pictures of my best guy friend kissing some chick, it was his profile pic, so it wasn't just a random chick he was kissing...

I didn't even think he was into PDA....who is this chick......I'm glad you found a girl, but I didn't want to meet her through a pic of you slobbing on her face

and then i found out my best girl friend(Godmother to her first child) had her second little boy b/c I saw a picture of the baby posted on facebook!

Office Graffiti and Breakroom

9Th Floor Account Services...I'm located on the Creative Floor...where the cool kids hang

If you're into pool there's usually a game that always starts around 3.

Office View

My view from my Buckhead office...
Dantes and Maggiano's located right below

Window Treatments: Victorian Vintage

Waterfall Ruffle Curtains

Tree Garden Curtains: this will over lay the ivory waterfall ruffle curtains Door Knob Curtain Tie Backs

This will totally make our room, right now Matt and I are only buying new things for the bedroom, to save money!

Urbanoutfitters

Bedroom Furniture Picks

The pics are bedroom furniture we have already ordered: FABULOUS

Matt and I are renting our first place together, move in date: November 16. That also is the first day of his R&R, so I'm not exactly sure how and when the move will take place,... along with the airport pick-up, the engagements pics, the meet and greet of "our" new niece, everyone will want to see him, and so we will be fitting in half a year of his life in Georgia in to a mini two weeks. I really hope he does have time to just relax and be goofy with his friends and family! But we will get two weeks to enjoy our Atlanta apartment together (along with running the thanksgiving half marathon), before he returns back to Afghan-land.

i lost my blog virginity

I'm blogging at work, so I will make this short and sweet...I'm a First TIME BLOGGER: the scent of my gum is refreshing the air; there is a vase on my desk with no flowers, Ashley and I have replaced the florescence overhead lighting with dim lamps. And as an experiment at work Jenny/boss lady put a redhead, a blonde (me), and brunette in the same offic to see how long the three can stand each other. Being at work I must return to my hectic traffic sheet, I will try to sound smart and write something intelligence later.