Thursday, October 22, 2009

Cornpop

A bulldog and a boxer!- i love them both
above is Katie's sister's doggies (its okay i web stalked her today, she does it to me all the time, we're even)
Meet Katie
i don't know why i didn't think of this before, but one of my best friends from elementary and high school totally has a blog...shes always been a great writer, a great poet....she always carries her self as a real strong independent person, and then likes to throw you off by crying every time one of her week romances ends....shes the girl guys easily fall in love with (not b/c of her looks, b/c shes so much fun and has more to offer then the average person), but i believe from boredom she just throws them away...and the guy usually kills himself after this...kidding


but these are my favorite two things she wrote on her blog...the one i discovered today:


"Please ignore my fat-mouth-breather-having-sex laugh"


"curds and whay are basically cottage cheese"


who knew?! i didn't

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Halloween Movies: Good Cheesy vs Bad Cheesy

GOOD PICK: Friday the 13Th 2009
BAD PICK: Bone EaterBoth movies incredibly cheesy, but Friday the 13Th is def a must watch and has two boob shoots in it...the 2ND boob shoot is "spectacular"..(you'd have to watch the movie to actually understand I don't really mean this coming from a girl), i mention this because every guy i know loves a good boob shot, and they always mention any nudity shoot in any movie. This Friday the 13Th is the usual party goers going to a cabin to shag each other but are always killed when any sex comes into play. As for the Bone Eater: Dick Krantz is trying to construct a resort on the Katonahs' desert land. The Katonah protest and while building Indians bones and relics are found, accidentally releasing the monster skeleton, Bone Eater, "He has a hand for a dick!".
Cute Bone Eater

Missing Pancake Pie

i assured you the other pancakes were 1/4 this size..this was especially made for me, but i only had a slice(i did cut in to it like a pie, a small triangle slice)..it is only a mystery where the rest ended up at, i guess that is my punishment for eating more then my share of biscuits
the con of this pie, i like syrup, and it would of took a whole bottle of syrup to choke this sucker down..every bite should be soaked in syrup

Monday, October 19, 2009

YOU TUBE touched

What I finally discovered that all my friends discovered years ago! I never understood this weird obsession people had with it, until now...
One of the best days of my life was spending hours laughing my head off at any and everything on YOU TUBE!
This little video site has made me o so happy!

this is the clip that started it all:

Banana Dance

My friends and I are planning in the near future to make a hilarious music video to go on you tube, this will be great!

More Office and Girl Friendly....i think

i freaked her out....i knew i would...my last list of "movies I love" scared my office mate a little bit, so i am now composing a list more to her likings(i hope)..
and a lil' bit more girl friendly
1. The Sweetest Thing...this is a way fun movie
with Cameron Diaz...i love her, her stomach, her butt dance she does in Charlie's Angel, and her attitude
2. Scarlet
..shes so strong, but then becomes just so needy at times, and usually when she becomes needy she turns to a man..i guess she just has to get it out of her system
3. Practical Magic
with Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman...a scene in this movie makes me so happy, the characters are dancing around a table to the music "Put the lime in the coconut"....i may actually get those lyrics tattooed on me b/c it makes me so happy
4. Men in Black
5. BECOMING JANE
look at them...the way he holds her chin....they love each other

Friday, October 16, 2009

Festive Halloween

(Caution: sensitive and safe people)
i love movies!...i especially love weird freakin old movies involving sex, crime, drugs, rape, murders, jawbreakers, bitchy girls and horny teens all into one bad ass movie, but i especially,
!ESPECIALLY! love scary movies....my top 3 of the moment:
Silent Hill

My Bloody Valentine: Hilariously Scary
(A naked girl ran away from a scary man for about 4 minutes, I am pretty sure Matt was glad we went and saw this in 3D)

30 DAYS of NIGHT: of course i saw this in theater and it was bada$$
...but when looking up images from this movie i could hardly define the vampire from the Marilyn...
(both pale, hair of night, bloody lips, and both deep throat)

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Nice Girls Finish First

Dear Hills,
Please bring my girl back?!
Tuesday nights just arent the same